Bedtime. We've brushed her teeth, put on her jammies, made sure all her Barbies are dressed and warm for the night, read 3 stories, and finally, turned out the light.
Princess: Do we have to wear socks even in summer?
Me: No. Go to sleep.
Princess: I'm going to dream about the beach. What are you going to dream about?
Princess: Mommy! You can't dream about breakfast! Pick a gooder dream!
Me: Fine. I'll dream about unicorns dancing on rainbows.
Princess: Good. That's a much gooder dream Mommy.
Me: Good night Princess.
Princess: Do turtles have teeth?
Me: I have no idea. Stop talking.
Me: (through gritted teeth) Yes?
Princess: When I'm a grown-up I'm still going to live here with you.
Me: Fine. Will you please stop talking and go to sleep?
Princess: I love you.
Me: I love you too. Now stop talking to me and go to sleep already!