Me: I can't find the ground turkey! I think I'm losing my mind!
Hubs: What? (At least he didn't need to ask who was calling)
Me: I thought I took it out of the fridge, but I can't find it!
Hubs: Did you look IN the fridge?
Hubs: There's a lot of crap in there....did you look behind the crap?
Me: Yes! I took almost everything out!
Hubs: Did you look in the freezer?
Me: Yes! I thought maybe you put it there...
Hubs: Did you maybe put it in a cupboard or something, when you were looking for something else?
Me: I've looked in all of them! It's not there! It's not on the counter or the table, or in your office....it's disappeared!
Hubs: Well, there's not much I can do from here. We'll find it tomorrow when it starts to stink.
Me: Bad had it. He was taking it for a ride in his dumptruck.