Monday, November 23, 2009

Ring Ring!

Phonecall 1

Hubs: Hello?

Me: I can't find the ground turkey! I think I'm losing my mind!

Hubs: What? (At least he didn't need to ask who was calling)

Me: I thought I took it out of the fridge, but I can't find it!

Hubs: Did you look IN the fridge?

Me: Yes!

Hubs: There's a lot of crap in there....did you look behind the crap?

Me: Yes! I took almost everything out!

Hubs: Did you look in the freezer?

Me: Yes! I thought maybe you put it there...

Hubs: Did you maybe put it in a cupboard or something, when you were looking for something else?

Me: I've looked in all of them! It's not there! It's not on the counter or the table, or in your office....it's disappeared!

Hubs: Well, there's not much I can do from here. We'll find it tomorrow when it starts to stink.

Phonecall 2

Hubs: Hello?

Me: Bad had it. He was taking it for a ride in his dumptruck.

5 comments:

Jen on the Edge said...

Somehow, I just new Bad had a hand in the matter. :-)

Jen on the Edge said...

Sorry, I meant to say "knew" not "new." *sigh*

Veronica Foale said...

Ah kids. They make us think we're insane at LEAST twice a day.

Karen MEG said...

It's scary how much that sort of thing happens around here too - but we've never found meat going for a ride, though - too funny!

Katie said...

First time visitor and I must say, this made me laugh so hard! Kids are so cute!