Friday, December 14, 2007

Why I can never have an affair.....

You may as well know it now. I have a huge crush on Matthew Mcconaughey. I was having the loveliest dream about him this morning.....but just as Matthew touched his beautiful lips to mine.....Gah! I was rudely awakened by a BABY. Bad, grabbing my head and squealing with joy as he attempted to rip off my face.
Wait for me Matthew....I've just got to deal with my wayward child....

Oh where coffee......where....?! Bad, you've gotta learn to make coffee first if you're gonna rip Momma from her sleep and her fantasies!

I love you, Matthew, kisses!

16 comments:

Karen MEG said...

Thanks for my morning chuckle, sweetie! Yes, Bad really needs to figure out the coffee thing, it will help in in spades as he grows up and should be provided to mommy during every aggravation!
A Matthew fan, eh? Yes, he is quite the hunk... love all those shots of him, shirtless almost all the time....sigh...

Curiosity Killer said...

I woke up this morning after planning my sis' bridal shower till 5am the night before... and the only thought I was capable of was... "Coffee!"

LOL I love Matthew too! He's so hot!

Don Mills Diva said...

Aww - Matthew's probably not all that hot in person. Ya that's it - not that hot. Sigh.

Family Adventure said...

LOL -- let me know when Bad masters the coffee. I've got a couple of boys I'd like to train.

Heidi

PS: Matthew is a fine-lookin' specimen, no doubt about it. However, he doesn't hold a candle to George C. *NOW* we're talking :)

tracey.becker1@gmail.com said...

You man stealer. He is so TOTALLY my only movie crush. Truly. I don't get ga-ga over celebs, EVER, but Matthew? Um, yeah... drool...

Phoenix said...

I used to think he was so hot. Until I heard that he doesn't use deoderant. That kind of killed it for me. :)

Jennifer said...

Wait for me Matthew...

This made me laugh, literally, out loud. Hee!

Kellan said...

I never dream about anyone good - I dreamt about Dennis Rodman (& me) recently - not quite the same as Matthew - lucky you. And thanks for the Matthew fix this Friday afternoon - thankyouverymuchindeed! See you later. Kellan

Mrs. G. said...

A momma needs her fantasies! He's a good one.

dawn224 said...

mmm

No, you really just need Badness to get you Matthew to get you coffee.....

Veronica Foale said...

Mmmmmm Matthew.

I will watch any movie he is in.

Heidi said...

Leave it to our real lives to get in the way of our fantasy life. I had a dream I was about to have an affair and I ended up telling my fantasy guy "I'm married" WTF? it was a dream I could have done whatever I wanted.
I did some catching up on your posts, hope your dad is OK.
Your hus sounds real sweet and romantic.
And loved the Santa photos.

Mighty Morphin' Mama said...

Bummer:)Isn't it nice that he never wears a shirt?

familymclean said...

You are too funny!

painted maypole said...

oh! you must read alpha dogma's blog - matthew sometimes writes for her blog

shay said...

Maybe dogs are easier to train on the whole coffee thing? Or husbands? Kids have been a bit of a lost cause for me;-)

Oh and I think Matthew is yummy too!
Love his abs!